AS A TREND. AS A FRIEND.

Today I wanted to introduce you to a few unique individuals I am lucky to know. As often as I open a fashion magazine and appreciate the symmetrical features of some coltish legged model draped in lust worthy couture ... their beauty never can compare to when I get to see the faces of my friends. So this is them - in their element just doing their thang ... Enjoy x.

Bangs

Small in size but big in words - she can warm you with the brightest of smiles or crush you with the coolest of stares...

Interests: Sleeping, Slaying titans, Sleeping, Socks in bed, Sarcasm, Sitting, Scary Movies, Quentin Tarantino, Unwashed 'Callum Moss' hair, Leon S Kennedy, Zombies, Buttered Bacon (and not just her wife), Conserving productivity for days when everyone else is nursing extreme hang overs...Oh and crushing all our idealistic dreaming.

Callum McBain

Shrouded in utter mystery, and unkempt hair, he is the ciggy master...

Interests: Hair grease, Acting, Bodily puss, Being the bad guy from Kindergarten Cop, The Strokes, Playing gigs sans pants, Sipping Campari, James Franco, Running a stolen wheelchair racket, the anomaly of space.

Courts Douchebag

Our very own Lester Bangs-esque punk...

As the moustache grew, it grew a persona all of its own.... Like that 90's horror flick the idle hand... watch out or the mo will get ya!!

Interests: Facial hair, Chuck Norris, Getting massive, Mixing and scratching, A good couch, KFDizzle, Plugging for Melbourne's PBS 106.7 (They are 'little known' no more...), Snoring like a wild gutted bore, Black street slang yo, Bro-ing it up, Cheese, Surfing ... the interface, Rocking out in form fitted jeans.

Extreme Spence

Man of few words but of much substance ...

This could easily be the next Brut Max campaign - Never before has a company tried to appeal so broadly to men.

Interests: Being extreme, Beer, Switching easily from extreme rad surfer to sharp suit-ability (just like the real life Jonny Utah), Pioneering the pencil and eraser in shirt pocket (who says business is all about the biro...?), Panel vans, Handkerchiefs, Conserving words only for moments of brilliance.

Nato

Always the entertainer ...

Nato... oh Nato....

You are clearly a sex pest.

'I can't believe you're wearing the same outfit!'

Interests: Getting nude, Being in the limelight, Boobs, Homosexual role play ... it's scarily convincing, Acting, Directing, Playing music, Breaking boundaries, Bro-mance, Sloe Gin from the bottle, Extroversion of all extremes.

Action Anna

Don't be fooled by the cute exterior, this mini pocket rocket can arm wrestle with the boys ...

I went to market to sell our last cow...

...except then I swapped it for these magic boots.

Interests: Chin-ups, Team leading, Secret handshakes, Soccer ... sports of all inclination really, Skip-hop, Activism in 'The Fight Against Sobriety', Handstands and cartwheels, Zoingo Boingo, Drunken cycling, Having awesome hair, Promoting Australian Organics, Providing us a sturdy morale compass.

Simmy-Sav

Fiery and passionate - She's the Queen defendant of our honour ...

Anyday ending in 'Y'

Interests: Savvy Bbbbbb, Frantic pacing, Singing, Serenading with song, Chic dainty cigarettes, Swinging her hair dangerously around your face, Swinging limbs dangerously in your face..., Poetry, The Lizard King, Deep and meaningful conversation, Crying during films... books ... Gray's Anatomy, Sexy strutting, Saving the Orangutans ... impersonating Orangutans, Gardening, French culture, French babies who eat cheese, Organic chicken, Loving to love.

Dave BBB

As big hearted and friendly as they come. He makes the girls gush and the boys buy him beers ...

Lock up your daughters! Check out those puppy dog eyes ...

Interests: BBB Beer, Utes, Australian culture and celebrations of, Emily, Peep shows, Lady Hawke, Handy manly work, Wearing wife beaters, God of War, Fishing, Cutting up a dance floor, Homosexual role play, Commanding attention ... helpful for gathering the herds to events, Excited story telling.

Emily

The leather jackets and pixie punk hair are merely a mask to a bookish, very lovely young lass ...

'Hi i'm Em. I'm cute and innocent and have never been seen in the same room as Ruby Rose. Don't believe me and i'll kick your fuckin teeth in!'

Interests: Fishing, Reading, Horses, Leather and studs (lucky Dave is good for a stud gun..), Peow PEOW, Fiddling on the guitar, Watching movies in bed, Visiting that place exiled from Australia's coast known as 'Tasmania', Family, Striking a super sexy pose, Sparring with Anna, Studying social welfare.

Troy

Goofy and sweet, he takes it all in an easy stride and a smile ...

'Boy meets beard meets music'

Interests: Oversized coats, Twentieth century literature, Guitar, Horror films by sick German fucks, Proclaiming things are 'fantastic!', Facial hair guises to his boyishness, Killing it with the ladies, Art, Cougars, Pancakes and cookies, Glowing positivity.

Ellis

Precocious beyond her years, she's as wise and weary as a tawny owl ...

Interests: Theology, Being right about it all, Ridiculously large mugs, Super saving strategies, Derelict footwear, Portraiture, Being a scientific fact file, Dolce Rosso, Stomping her feet, Milk - shit loads of Milk, Playing resident party paparazzi, Being a sister from the coast.

Aaron

Slight in stature, with a sharpness of wit that is unparalleled ...

Interests: 'Barney Stinston' impersonation, Butt massaging, Marathon running, Live music, Soap box speeches and political commentary, Studying under the tutelage of Extreme Spence - at 'The Spencer School of Extremity', Jessica Watson hatred, Horse race punting.

Katie Lee Lee

Effervescent and with a laugh that cracks the decibel barrier ...

Interests: Mega grip hair ties, Friends (from a time back when everyone wanted the 'Jen 96' at the hairdressers, and the pictures they'd show weren't of her weeping about her sorry love life..), Inquisitive procrastination, Hanging out in her PJs, Partying at the Union Express, Extremely loud laughing

Casey Bacon

She is just oh so composed ...

Interests: Only eating the flavouring from chip packets, Daydreaming ... and dreaming up grand unachievable ideas, Magazine collections, Antiquities, Polaroid documenting holidays, Baking desserts and cooking roasts, Being good to her wife, Large scale collages, Writing cheesy poems to make her sister smile, Being ultra composed ... until post a few gins and the 45 minute stopwatch to sleepy disgrace.

Fabian

Just a bloke. Just a really ace bloke ...

Interests: Sports, Sex, Beer. Not necessarily in that order. Asking loads of questions. Inventing outrageous australian slang phrases - "Wisen up soft cock, let's go bone some birds...?"

Julia Madison Molepit

'Oh so large' and loud, this one is a comic genius ...

Interests: BH 90210 and Luke Perry love, Poo observation, Ice-cream, Aerobics, Talking, Reading, Organising, Politically incorrect conversation, Grapes, Speaking, Large earrings, Book clubs, State of Origin football, Dusty old dictionaries, Using linguistics to converse, 90's memorabilia, High fiving Jesus.

'Spanner'

The combinant powers of our very own super hero duo 'Action Anna' and 'Extreme Spence'

'The Douchebags'

Raddest electro rock band the world has never seen...

We have albums worth of song names. We have music video concepts. We have stage names. We have a band manager. We even have a resident trance dancer to perform in all our live shows. And now, above, is our very first album cover/promo poster. Now all we need is to learn to play our instruments ... and then we will go on to totally dominate the indie rock scene. What up!